Dancing With Tears In My Eyes

At least I think they're tears

This post was first published just for my paid subscribers but here’s a chance for everybody to catch up.

Bournemouth is about four hours from my house if you check on Google maps. That is because Google maps has never had to drive from my house to Bournemouth. I was up bright and early and I put my rucksack in the front passenger seat of the hire car; p…